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Friday, November 12, 2010

Master of Origami & Living in a Garbage Truck

Now this is really interesting!

This guy does origami with dollar bills and lives in a garbage truck.  Be sure to look at photos of inside of truck too. Won Park is the master of Origami. He is also called the "money folder", a practitioner of origami whose canvas is the United States One Dollar Bill. Bending, twisting, and folding, he creates life-like shapes in stunning detail. 

 

One Dollar Fish

 


One Dollar      Butterfly



One Dollar        Camera


Two Dollars               Battle Tank


Two Dollars        Chinese Dragon

One Dollar Crab 

One Dollar        Dolphin


Two Dollars   Jacket


Two Dollars       Spider



One Dollar         Scorpion
 



One Dollar       Bat



One Dollar     Toilet Bowl





One Dollar      Penguin




One Dollar      Shark



One Dollar     Jet



One Dollar         Hammer Head Shark


>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


This
  is wild ****


 
  He lives in a garbage truck!

You have to look at this house! 

 

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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Jokes - Lawyer Special!!!

Cheeky Lawyer

A man spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas casinos, and he won $100,000. He didn't want anyone to know about it, so when he came back home, he immediately went out to the backyard of his house, dug a hole and planted the money in it.

The next morning he walked outside and found only an empty hole. He noticed footsteps leading from the hole to the house next door, which was owned by a deaf-mute. On the same street lived a lawyer who understood sign language and was a friend of the deaf man. Grabbing his pistol, the enraged man went to awaken the lawyer and dragged him to the deaf man's house. He screamed at the lawyer:

"You tell this guy that if he doesn't give me back my money I'll kill him!"

The lawyer conveyed the message to his friend, and his friend replied in sign language: "I hid it in my backyard, underneath the cherry tree."

The lawyer turned to the man with the gun and said: "He's not going to tell you. He said he'd rather die first."

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Dishonest Lawyer 

Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed one of his client's jurors to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, fearing the murder charge being brought by the state. The jury was out for days before returning with the verdict: 

manslaughter! 

Later, as Murphy paid off the corrupt juror, he asked him if he had a hard time convincing the other jurors to see things his way. 

"Boy, did I!" said the juror. "They kept voting to acquit!" 

****

160 Years Old 

A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says "Congratulations!" 

"Congratulations for what?" asks the lawyer. 

"Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter. "We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old." 

"But that's not true," says the lawyer. "I only lived to be forty." 

"That's impossible," says Saint Peter. "We've added up your time sheets." 

****

Changes In Hell 

An engineer died and was mistakenly sent to hell. Fairly quickly, he had redesigned the place. Hell cooled down considerably thanks to the air conditioning he built and installed. The escalators and elevators worked just fine. Manual labor was quickly becoming a thing of the past. 

God looked down one day and noticed all the changes. He called down to the devil to ask how these improvements came about. 

The devil replied, "That engineer you sent me." 

"What engineer? You're not supposed to have an engineer. Send him back up here!" 

The devil's answer was simple... "No." 

"If you don't send that engineer back right now, I'm going to be very angry. In fact, I'll sue you!" 

The devil replies, "And . . . where are you going to get a lawyer?" 

****

What's the difference between a lawyer and a snake? 

When you run over a snake, you don't back up to make sure it's dead. 

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Lawyer's Are Full Of Bull 

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher claimed that the bull must have been hit by the train, and wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. 

The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store. 

As soon as the rancher showed up, the attorney for the railroad pulled him aside and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking. 

After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!" 

The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that darned bull came home this morning." 

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