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#RandomTweetsofMadness - continued
#RandomTweetsofMadness : When you run to answer the telephone, you will pick up the receiver just in time to hear the other party hang up on you. (Principle of Dingaling)
#RandomTweetsofMadness : The call you've been waiting for all day will arrive when you are about to make a call. Or just after. (Principle of Bellsouth)
#RandomTweetsofMadness : If there are only two programs on TV that are worth your time, they will always be on at the same time. (Law of wasteland)
#RandomTweetsofMadness : The cost is always higher than one budgets for, and it is exactly 3.14 times higher, hence the importance of pi. (Law of pi eyed)
#RandomTweetsofMadness : The probability that one will spill food on one's clothes is directly proportional to the need to be clean. (Law of Campbell scoop, Children's edition)
#RandomTweetsofMadness : The probability that one will spill food on one's clothes is directly proportional to price of the clothes. (Law of Campbell scoop, Adult edition)
#RandomTweetsofMadness : Sitting down on the commode will cause the doorbell to ring. (Law of O Golly Gee!)
#RandomTweetsofMadness : Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of one's hairdo.(The donking principle)
#RandomTweetsofMadness : One week after discarding something you haven't used for years, you will need it. (Law of fatal irreversibility)
#RandomTweetsofMadness : Arriving early for an appointment will cause the receptionist to be absent, and if you arrive late everyone else will have arrived before you. (Law of deLay)
#RandomTweetsofMadness : Do not take life too seriously, because in the end, you won't come out alive anyway." (Theory of absolute certainty)
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